The Constitutional Monarchy of NatCon America is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.667 billion NatCon Americans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient NatCon American economy, worth 158 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,850 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NatCon America's national animal is the Eagle.

NatCon America is ranked 252,660^th in the world and 491^st in Communitas for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.